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[robinbloke]

Real Name: Eric the Penguin
Cam UK No: 0101-1000

VISION FOR THE NC POSITION

Squawk squeak squirk ak ak squaaaaark!
~translation follows~

My vision for the NC position is as follows;

Being an NC is all about lording your position and superiority over everyone else, to this end everyone will be required to crawl on their hands and knees before me once I get the position and repeat "I'm not worthy."

Corporate ties: Immediate moves will be made to tie the CamUk into every zoo in the country and every theme park. This may not exactly be in keeping with the Cam's objectives for roleplaying, but it should give all members the opportunity to have cheap days out for fun.

Grieveance procedure: Members having issue with each other will be put in giant padded bodysuits of cartoon characters and given large floppy batons to ineffectually pound each other. The last one to stay up will be declared the winner.

Punishment procedures: Members who are found to be verbally obbusive or offensive and spreading lies and rumour will be locked in a room and shown a repeat loop of Monty Pythons Argument sketch for 8 hours straight. Members who are violent and disagreeable will be bound up in rope and poked with sharp pointed sticks. Members who are found to be cheating will be suspended head first into a giant vat of melted mature cheddar. Members found not to like penguins will be hung drawn and quartered.

MC: Each member will be required to do an impression of said artist singing "Can't touch this" if they wish to join the MC system. This gives no benefits other than a good laugh to everyone else.

Starting bonuses: For every year that a player has been a member they get a free pixie stick when they generate a new primary.

Real world CV
Age: 3
Height: 1 foot
Useful abilities: Swimming, eating fish, squawking, waddling amusingly.
Have extensive experience in relating to harsh conditions, cold weather and evading polar bears.

Cam CV
Positions held: AANST Mage NE, AST Changeling, ADC, GSA Penguins (Pending)
Many other honorary positions
MC 13
Full time member since July 2001.
Second runner in previous NST vote.

Remember Erics subliminal messages voteforericvoteforericvoteforericvoteforeric and make the right choice!

Comments

[winterthing.livejournal.com]

And he came pretty close to getting ANST Sabbat.

Mark and I asked Jason if we could just get a couple more people subbed to AlbionST to swing the vote, but he got all stroppy and starting talking about corruption so we just had to rely on one vote per region.

I'd support Eric - I think he might be a good idea for the sake of the Cam UK

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Eric fully supports corruption - as long as it's in his favour!

help

[kathminchin.livejournal.com]

i feel unworthy to compete against such an illustrious application.

Still at least I can try for 2nd place

[borusa.livejournal.com]

Members who are violent and disagreeable will be bound up in rope and poked with sharp pointed sticks

Um...

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

You think he should maybe suggest cheese wire instead?

Nah...

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Forced to learn the fish-slapping dance

Re:

[borusa.livejournal.com]

Probably

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

But yes, it's badly worded

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

It worked in the Cambridge Constitution so far...

[jonnyargles.livejournal.com]

I would take issue with avoiding polar bears being called a skill. In the same way, I have avoided Kangaroos for the last 24 years.

*runs off to alter CV*