Behold!

[robinbloke]

Real Name: Eric the Penguin
Cam UK No: 0101-1000

VISION FOR THE NST POSITION

Squawk squeak squirk squaaaaark!
~translation follows~

My vision for the NST position is as follows;

The membership system will be scrapped, instead everyone will be required to send me a fresh trout once a year or be thrown out.

I will call for Prestige system to be overhauled; It will be based on fish as well, membership classes will be simply scaled up from head to tail by fish size:- stickleback, goldfish, bream, cod, pike, barracuda, shark. Members can advance from one membership class to another by bribing me with a fish of the appropriate type, there is no restriction to membership class other than this.

Two new venues, 'Fish: The swimming' and 'Penguins: The waddling' will immediately be opened with a view to immediately work on expanding our rapid development of games.

All officers will be replaced by Penguins, all players will be replaced by penguins, all former players and officers will be required to feed the new members and officers with fish.

Krill will now be awarded instead of xp.

Everyone that votes for me will get a free big pixie stick!

Real world CV
Age: 3
Height: 1 foot
Useful abilities: Swimming, eating fish, squawking, waddling amusingly.
Have extensive experience in relating to harsh conditions, cold weather and evading polar bears.

Cam CV
Positions held: AANST Mage NE, AST Changeling, ADC, GSA Penguins (Pending)
Many other honorary positions
MC 13
Full time member since Jan 2001.
Second runner in previous NST vote.

In closing, I would like to say "I know where you live, and I know people who wear very big stompy boots."

Thank you.

Vote Eric: The choice of this generation

Comments

Re: Musical penguins.

[kathminchin.livejournal.com]

Or you could be the Central RC Andy

Assuming I get it of course...

Nothing is certain

Re: Musical penguins.

[teknostatik.livejournal.com]

*backs away in fear*

That's one job I'm not even half tempted by, and I'd not be anywhere near as efficient as you are.

And no - you may not get the job, but there are a lot of people supporting you - which always helps. :-)