Curses

[robinbloke]

I'm falling behind on my self-imposed project to write a hundred 100 word stories, maybe it's lack of inspiration, maybe it's general apathy or maybe it's because the phase of the moon isn't quite right^*. Whatever it is maybe some inspired story ideas will sort me out, so if you have a moment supply me with a single sentance idea or maybe a title for a story and I'll try and write a 100 word story on it. If I ever get around to publishing (haha) then I'll credit you.

^* Warning: The current phase of the moon is not a accurate representative scale for any judgement of my cognitive facilities, it and any other celestial bodies have a ⁺ negligible effect on my social, mental and physical state, so any attempt to apply this and any other planetary influence as a judgement as to anything I do will be treated with bemusement.

⁺As yet proven

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Inspired by things on my desk:

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

A perfume bottle that looks like a lime green Mr Whippy.

2 used, discoloured old teabags.

3 bananas that are managing to be under- and over-ripe at the same time.

Quickies for Nails

Safe as houses?

Hey, I never claimed they were *interesting* things.

Re: Inspired by things on my desk:

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

Things on my desk:
- a PC, monitor, keyboard, wrist rest, mouse, mouse pad
- document holder
- an empty crisp packet, half a bar of Galaxy Fruit&Nut, a pasta salad (my lunch), a mug
- assorted papers, printouts, folders, pens, paperclips etc.
- the CookieBank™ (currently empty)
- dust and fluff (the cleaners never do desks)

Re: Inspired by things on my desk:

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

"And two sugars!" Janet called after Sarah as she walked into the kitchen.
Sarah hated making coffee and making it, but she always seemed to be the doing it.
As the kettle slowly bubbled itself to the boil she sloshed in the milk and the sugar into the cups as required for the others as they sat in the lounge, chatting.
Her eye caught the coffee jar and a thought occurred.
One, two, five spoonfuls later…
"This is disgusting!" said Janet making a face "Last time I ever ask you to make coffee"
Sarah just smiled and sipped her milk.