FOS

[robinbloke]

Due to the lack of a FOS article in the latest nightworld (booo) I hereby offer the following service, Eric the penguin will now answer all your cam/life/whatever related woes, I present...

Ask Eric

The penguin that knows all.

Comments

Re: A Sticky Situation

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Dear Sticky,

The average life expectancy of any object (vases, walls, neonates) in any given Elysium is exceedingly short, and so if noone has noticed that the vase has been changed yet it's likely they won't until it (inevitably) gets destroyed as the next demon/hunter/MI7 group/band of rabid badgers attack the Elysium, if you can survive until 10:00 when they turn up, then you should be fine,

Yours watching-for-the-monster,

Eric

Re: A Sticky Situation

[(Anonymous)]

Dear Sticky Fingers

Now that you have confessed your guilt anonymously we expect you to approach your Prince immediately and confess properly. He will, of course, execute you on the spot, but that is only right. How can you think your life could mean more than an object of beauty?

There is only a few ways out for you, take the Oath and make sure you don't do it again. Or find a way to blame an anarch or a caitiff if you do do it again. Or kill the Prince and take Praxis.

We would suggest the first option, of handing yourself over to the Prince. Then if he shows too much mercy we know who to target next when we need to make an example of a Prince. If he kills you, then that's one more pesky neonate gone.

Yours

The Camarilla