robinbloke | Quiz Time!

Handy guide to identifying what you are

1. Do you...
a) Like wide mountain ranges
b) Like sub tropical and rainforest climes
c) Like to live underground
d) Like barren landscapes with a little brushplants
e) Like frigid icey water, icebergs and frozen wastelands

2. Does your diet consist of...
a) Mostly vegetables
b) Like fruit, berries and suchlike
c) A variety of foodstuffs, whatever you can find really
d) Grubs and ants and tasty things you find on the floor
e) Fish

3. When threatened with attack do you...
a) Give your aggressor a distainful look and spit at them
b) Shriek, scream and yell, wave your arms and make dangerous waving actions in their direction
c) Crawl into a hole and hide
d) Roll into a ball and pretend the world doesn't exist
e) Waddle away as fast as you can

4. Your goal is to...
a) No goal. You are already superior.
b) Get to the next branch in the tree of life.
c) Find a nice safe place to hide
d) Dig for dirt and tasty things
e) Eat, waddle and be merry

5. Your favourite colour is
a) Tan
b) Green
c) Brown
d) Black
e) Black and white

Ok, just a short quiz, which one did you select the most?

A. You are a Llama! You easy going beast who knows that that the world operates to your whim alone. You are self-centered, superior and you know it. The world is your wossname.

B. You are a Marmoset! You are hyperactive, full of life and can't wait for the next thing to happen! It's a surprise you took time out to do this pointless quiz!

C. You are a Wombat! A bizarre pointless beast who just wants to eat and be safe away from everything ever. Life is something for other people to deal with.

D. You are a Armadillo! A mixed up, confused little creature who isn't sure what or when or why anything really happens, regardless you're damn curious about it all.

E. You are a Penguin! An amusing feathered creature that can't fly. You waddle, swim and hop about, rolling on with life taking things as amusingly as you can.