This morning...

[robinbloke]

Went something like this...

Zzzzzzzzzzzz
BleepBleepBleepBleepBleep!
Snifwha? Grumpistrinenratsenalarm...
THUMP
Mmmm, Zzzzzzzzzz
9 minutes later
BleepBleepBleepBleepBleep!
Bwah? Ahhh, grumblefrikkingalarm
THUMP
Mmmmm, warmncozyzzzz
9 more minutes later...
BleepBleepBleepBleepBleep!
Wha? Grumblegrumblestoopidalarm...
THUMP
Take a sicky take a sicky take a sicky...
Shaddup brain
mmmm, grumble curlysnuggly
9 more minutes even later...
BleepBleepBleepBleepBleep!
Frikkingspittinggraalarmofrikking
THUMP
Grumblegrumble...
Crawl out of bed
Blink
Hmmm, house not quite so freezing
Take a sicky take a sicky take a sicky...
Shaddup brain
Bleh