Bad joke

[robinbloke]

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs.
The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion. After 21 years, the son is old enough for his first drink.
Dad takes him to the bar and tearfully tells the son he is proud of him. Dad orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.
Swoooop! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drin!"
The bartender still shakes his head in dismay. Swoooop! Two arms pop out. The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink!"
The bartender ignores the whole affair. By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Swoooop! Two legs pop out.
The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God. The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left.... then to the right... right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly.
The bar falls silent. The father moans in grief.
The bartender sighs and says, "That boy should have quit while he was a head."

Comments

[wyrdness.livejournal.com]

oh dear... at least it misses out on the legless comments

::Giggles like a schoolgirl::

[mooglemania.livejournal.com]

good to see there are some standards left in our humour...not many..but some.

Even Worse

[sherbetsaucers.livejournal.com]

Man's wife has just given birth and he goes to pick up his son Jonny to sho him his new sister. In the car on the way the Father tell's his sonj "Jonny, about your sister, well, she's going to be a bit.. special..." He stops talking, they arive and wlak in. They get to the Maternity ward and Jonny looks around all the new babies.
"Which on's my sister Dad?"
"She's not here Jonny, you see, she's a little different, I meen..." He stops short and leads Jonny onto the next room where there are 6 babies and none of them have any arms. Jonny looks around very sollonly and says "Are one of these my sister Dad?"
"No, Jonny, it's worse than this, you see..." Again the poo, heart broken Father stops, and leads his son onto the next room.
In the next room are 3 children, all with no arms or legs. Jonny looks up to his fater, who now has tears in his eyes and askes "Are one of these my sister?"
"No Jonny, I meen, oh, your poor mother..." And slowly the Farther leads Jonny into the next room.
In this room are two babys that are only heads. "One of these..?" "No Jonny, not even this, I'm so sorry follow me!" And the father, who is no longer even trying to hold back the tears leads little, brave Jonny into the next room where there is a singel baby head with no ears or nose.
"Dad, is that my sister?"
"God Jonny, I wish it was, but no, she's in the next room."
And so hand in hand Father and son enter the next room where, on a singel cusion, lies an eye."So, Dad, is... is that my sister?"
"Yes Jonny, that's you sister."
And so Jonny stands there for a moment, not knowing what to say. THinks and then asks "Dad, can I wave to her?"
With that the father breaks down. "No Jonny, she blind!"