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[robinbloke]

Right, I need a time machine. For as angusabranson has just pointed out 36 million years ago giant penguins roamed the earth!

Yes it's true, giant penguins were a reality, I'd seen this before at an exhibit in Colchester Zoo but I hadn't seen any of the skeletons before.
Of course, at 1.5 metres tall it isn't exactly gigantic, however I can only hope that extrapolating backwards even further to the dawn of life on earth that by then a ninety foot tall penguin existed, after all the further back we go the taller penguins get - thus it makes perfect sense¹ that the mighty Pengzilla roamed the earth; the ground shook under it's webbed flippers of destruction, fish everywhere hid behind the Tokyo building and from out of nowhere the JDF appeared to try and blast it into oblivion.

Beyond this we can stretch this theory to replacing the 'big bang' hypothesis with the 'big egg' theory - So the universe was, in fact, laid by a penguin approximately thirty light years in height with a beak that could crush galaxies.



1 If you ignore anything else reasonable.

Comments

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

There used to be taller ones in Antarctica.

[grokit.livejournal.com]

Taller than 30 light years? WOW!

[reindeerflotila.livejournal.com]

I have taken the liberty of pointing my friend elani self-styled Penguin-Queen....at your LJ. THough I am sturck with the horror that between you, a new age of penguins...a pengocalypse if you will, shall forthwith sweep the globe.

If so, I wish to register my full support at this point, and yes, yes I will betray my species in order to secure my own survival.

Neutral Alignment ftw!

[mazzarc.livejournal.com]

I like your theory. It makes just about as much sense as all the others out there... and heck, yours is based on some physical evidence too!

[belak-krin.livejournal.com]

You are the evil Switzerland of cross-species combat.

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

After spaghetti monsters penguins seem relatively sensible!

[keris.livejournal.com]

1.5 m is very tall! It's 1cm taller than a dott!!!
!!!!!

[reindeerflotila.livejournal.com]

:P

[silja.livejournal.com]

Aaack.

[ditzy-pole.livejournal.com]

So you're betraying me??! You promised me that there was nothing going on between the pair of you.
Fine... from now on we sit at different tables at RVT.