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[robinbloke]

see the little gobline
see his little feet
and his little nosey-wose
isn't the goblin sweet

YES!

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Luck - sounds almost exactly like fu-

[maakeff.livejournal.com]

I know who you are - you're Merlin, the Happy Pig!

Re: Luck - sounds almost exactly like fu-

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Wasn't this something to do with 10,000 florins?

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[jonnyargles.livejournal.com]

And a turnip that was shaped like a thingy.

Re: Luck - sounds almost exactly like fu-

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Two spikes would be an extravagance

Re: Luck - sounds almost exactly like fu-

[jonnyargles.livejournal.com]

These? They're ear muffs.

Re: Luck - sounds almost exactly like fu-

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

My friend is a missionary, and he's just returned from Africa.

Re: Luck - sounds almost exactly like fu-

[jonnyargles.livejournal.com]

I'm Cardinal Chunder; I have an ostrich feather up my bottom because Mr Ostrich put it there to keep in the little pixies.

Re: Luck - sounds almost exactly like fu-

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

So when you ask for beer, I pass water.

Re: Luck - sounds almost exactly like fu-

[jonnyargles.livejournal.com]

Where there are guests, there are people to fornicate with.

Re: Luck - sounds almost exactly like fu-

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

I call you a weedy pigeon, and you can call me susan if it isn't so

Re: Luck - sounds almost exactly like fu-

[jonnyargles.livejournal.com]

It is said that man seeks civilised company first thing in the morning, to remind him that he may rise above the savage and be close to god.

Personally, I like to start the day with a dickhead to remind me I'm the best

(No offense intended)

Re: Luck - sounds almost exactly like fu-

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

(excellent one - struggling now...)

When I was awakened by a terrific banging from Lord Melchit.

Well, I never knew he had it in him.

Re: Luck - sounds almost exactly like fu-

[jonnyargles.livejournal.com]

Their wallets are as capacious as an elephant's scrotum, and just as tricky to get your hands on.

[jonnyargles.livejournal.com]

You appear to be wearing a pair of the devil's dumplings!

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

So, Lord WhiteAdder, a vow of silence - how very interesting. Tell me about it.

Re: Luck - sounds almost exactly like fu-

[jonnyargles.livejournal.com]

Cold is god's way of telling us to burn more catholics

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[jonnyargles.livejournal.com]

don't call me aunty! Aunts are relatives, and relatives imply sex, and sex is not a fit subject for the dinner table

or any table

except a table in a brothel

Shaped exactly like a thingy!

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

You know nathaniel, this takes me right back to our wedding night

Re: Luck - sounds almost exactly like fu-

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

I'm a complicated person percy, sometimes I'm nice, and sometimes I'm nasty... and sometimes I like to sing little songs like...

Re: Luck - sounds almost exactly like fu-

[jonnyargles.livejournal.com]

*Jumping series*

It's very difficult to sleep with that kind of thing going on, being used like the outside of a sausage roll.

Re: Luck - sounds almost exactly like fu-

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Argh! You've lost me there

*hangs head in shame*

Re: Luck - sounds almost exactly like fu-

[jonnyargles.livejournal.com]

Um, I didn't think it was a competition, just a random flurry of Blackadder quotes.

Queen in series one, though, The Queen of Spain's Beard

Re: Luck - sounds almost exactly like fu-

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Nope, just meant you'd lost me with that quote and I didn't know where it was from!

Not so good on series 1, series 2 and 3 are my speciality subjects...

...

I hate them with their long bushy tails and their stupid twitchy noses!

Re: Luck - sounds almost exactly like fu-

[jonnyargles.livejournal.com]

What we're talking about in privy terms is the very latest in front-wall fresh-air orifices, combined with a wide capacity gutter installation below.

You mean you crap out of the window.

Re: Luck - sounds almost exactly like fu-

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

No use running, the black banks got branches everywhere...