Muhahaha!

[robinbloke]

I have a fridge of mass destruction!

Comments

[serena-lesley.livejournal.com]

In that case you should probably call in the exterminators...

[duncanneko.livejournal.com]

Surely you haven't had enough time to grow a sentient lifeform in there already

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

And will eat as much electricity as my whole flat...

[raggedyman.livejournal.com]

who are you planning on dropping it on?

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

It's A energy rated.

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Those who defy me!

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Or the fridganator.

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

It's not even plugged in yet :)

[gerald_duck]

Really?

How much mass does it destroy, and do you get to keep the energy?

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

It has a mass-o-destruction-meter on the front, you can watch!

[raggedyman.livejournal.com]

good choice

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I have a United Nations Mandate to order you to give up your fridge to inspectors, or otherwise I shall have to stage an invasion to protect the free world. At about 7pm next Friday, to be precise.

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

My fridge has declared itself a sovereign state and as such is stockpiling weapons grade hydroxyl compounds to use on the inspectors.

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

It's still a huge fridge with all kinds of gubbins.
Can it surf the net and order new vodkafood when you've run out? ;o)

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Sadly not; then again I think having a fridge with access to the world wide web is likely a bad thing. I'm meant to be the dictator in chief of my house, not my fridge!

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

Heh, it's enough when the lifeforms inside gain sentience. ;oP

But yes, you'd probably have to teach it first that you don't want certain things in your fridge, ever.

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Oh yes.

Like vegetables!

Mind you your first comment reminds me of a Garfield cartoon when he looks into the fridge and says "You know it's time to clean the fridge when the beef is grazing on the lettuce."

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid I'll have to temporarily store some vegetable matter in it, though. :o)

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

I will fumigate afterwards ;)