I have the final solution...

[robinbloke]

In the world before Monkey primal chaos reigned, and the Heavens sought order. But the phoenix can only fly when its feathers are grown. The four worlds formed again, and yet again as endless aeons wheeled and passed. Time and pure essences of Heaven, the moisture of the earth, the powers of the sun and the moon, all worked on a certain rock that was as old as creation, and it became magically fertile. That first egg was called Thought. The Father Buddha said, "With our thoughts we make the world."Elemental forces caused the egg to hatch. From it came a stone monkey. The nature of Monkey was... irrepressible. MMOOOOOONNNNNKKKKKKEEEEEEEYYYY!!!!!!!

Sing it, you know you want to...

Born from an egg on a mountain top,
Monkey is funky that ever popped,
He knew every magic trick under the sun,
Tease the Gods and everyone can have some fun.
Monkey magic, Monkey magic,
Monkey magic, Monkey magic,
Monkey magic, Monkey magic ooh!