Reasons why I like America no.1

[robinbloke]

Cinnamon french toast with maple syrup for breakfast.
Burp.

Comments

[essbee80.livejournal.com]

YUMMY! And I bet moutain dew too you lucky person!

[dennyd.livejournal.com]

Ooh, yummy.

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Well I don't actually like fizzy drinks, but the bar here has 17 yes, seventeen types of vodka!! And some damn nice ones too :D

[essbee80.livejournal.com]

Nah you can keep your vodka just give me the dew and the maple syrup and the pancakes and the waffles

[poetman.livejournal.com]

Cinnamon french toast with maple syrup for breakfast.
Burp.

And you wonder why so many Americans are over weight? ;p

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

I won't need to eat until this evening now, or possibly even tomorrow, dang.

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

That'll be awful messy putting those in my suitcase!

[essbee80.livejournal.com]

well true but worth it :p

[cimmorene.livejournal.com]

cant get that back home? shame.

[belak-krin.livejournal.com]

All so very sugary.. syrup and bacon is wrong. Also, why do they cook bacon until it becomes nearly black and shatters?

[scy11a.livejournal.com]

Baqcon and syrup I can just about understand (try sweet-cured bacon etc), but gawd-dang, sausages and maple syrup is just wrong!

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Nope, but I do make excellent normal french toast myself.

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Lard o' the gods :)

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Erm, I didn't have sausages as a side with that at all... oh no.

[scy11a.livejournal.com]

Not even pixie-stick flavour bangers????

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Sadly not, you can however have three different types of steak for breakfast.

[scy11a.livejournal.com]

Large, extra large and killer whale? Or beef- ostrich- and alligator-?

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

cow, cow in lard, cow covered in vegetables and lard and lard disguised as cow.

[scy11a.livejournal.com]

Lard is cow, silly!

[Edit: Nope, I was wrong again. Lard is actually pig]

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Muha, I knew that :)

[karohemd.livejournal.com]