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[robinbloke]

Inspired by davywavys' Gencon song I have created the following based on the Village Peoples song, In the Navy



Where can you find terror
Uncover ancient treasure
Learn about mythology?
Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true
in strange theologies?
Where can you learn to summon
Draw an elder sign
Learn twisted psychology?
Join in big old rituals
Where sacrifices' habitual
Where your leader and the others meet?

Cult Cthulhu
Hes under the Pacific sea
Cult Cthulhu
You can summon a Byakhee
Cult Cthulhu
Come on now, fall in knife in hand
Cult Cthulhu, Cult Cthulhu
Learn to stab your fellow man
Cult Cthulhu
Come on and see our evil plan
Cult Cthulhu
Stop police and make a stand
Cult Cthulhu
He's how it all began
Cult Cthulhu, Cult Cthulhu, Cult Cthulhu!

We want you, we want you
We want you as a cult recruit

(etc)

Comments

[daevid.livejournal.com]

Thats great :) There really is not enough good Cthulhu'ing going on out there ;)

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

there is more than one Gencon Song, you know.
There's this one as well...

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

I sense a CD that needs to be done...

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

I can't find the lyrics for the other one, though. Shame.

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Reminds me, there was an LJ book facility somewhere and I'd like to download the whole lot of mine so it was searchable...

[sea-cucumber.livejournal.com]

Your song pleases the Outer Gods! :)

[claire-smith.livejournal.com]

Need, say, a cthulhu t-shirt (http://www.babyhorrors.co.uk/baby_cthulhu.php) to go with that song at all...? ;P

[paul-sticks.livejournal.com]

LMFAO!

I assume you mean this one?

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

To the tune of 'I wish it could be Christmas'

It's the annual gaming bash
When Wizards want your cash,
And Ian doesn't get to go to bed...
Michael Sheard doesn't pay
He gets free drinks bought all day
And the geeks are cryin' 'cos their favourite characters' dead.

There's the vampires sucking blood,
'Cos the foods no fuckin' good
All there's cheap crap student rooms where you can sleep.
There's the spotty little twats
Who've all brought their magic packs
And they buy the boosters like a load of fuckin' sheep...

Well I wish it could be GenCon ev'ry day
When the geeks don't wash
And the fat chicks can't roleplay
Well I wish it could be GenCon ev'ry day
Let the bells ring out for GenCon.

(from your post to uk.games.roleplay)