Danger! Salad alert!

[robinbloke]

[Poll #249392]

Comments

[silja.livejournal.com]

Aaack!
If you trun into a killer penguin, will you come over and kill my boss? Please?

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[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Do they taste like herring?

[ghoti.livejournal.com]

Just make sure you avoid the lettuce, that's the dangerous bit.

Re: It be good for you

[derekct.livejournal.com]

Salads are nice, its not the lettuce i would be worried about it be the chicken. Remember vegetables are good for you, so eat them up.

Derek :)

[mattp.livejournal.com]

Where's the options for "Reaffirm that meat is good and that you are not a rabbit so shouldn't eat rabbitfood" ? :-)

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[silja.livejournal.com]

Well see, if I reply to that, you are going to get all kinds of grown-up, non-penguinly thoughts in your head... ;*)

[deliberateblank.livejournal.com]

Reaffirm that meat is murder and murder tastes like chicken

I once saw a t-shirt: "Meat Is Dinner".

(Now what is that song, "Meat Is Murder; Murder Tastes Good"?)

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[mageboltrat.livejournal.com]

I've been so tempted to vandelise the Grafetti saying meat is murder.... I go past it everyday

[sunflowerinrain.livejournal.com]

The salad in bought sandwiches is truly disgusting, even for people who like lettuce.

[ishmaela.livejournal.com]

Are there even any veggies in chicken salad at all?

I think every chicken salad I've ever had contained chicken (a meat), sometimes eggs (a meat product), mayo (or sometimes ranch dressing, which is yummy and not a vegetable, nor is mayo), and chopped pickles (and while pickles USED to be a vegetable back when they were cucumbers, the cucumbers are now embalmed, so they may not qualify as veggies any longer). People do tend to put lettuce and tomato on the sandwich along with the chicken salad, but the lettuce can be taken off (though it does add a nice crunch) and tomato is actually a fruit, but could also be taken off.

So I think you're safe.

Although by now, if it killed you, you're already dead. ;)