[Seasonal] Card

[robinbloke]

I don't usually hand out cards for [insert current seasonal name of choice], however in order to get around this and save a few bob I present to you, the Acme™ December seasonal greeting card constructor!

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Wishing you a merry happy wonderous drunken fattening alien laden non-toxic stress-free Christmas Hanukah Yule assimilation Noel Something pub-crawl !
May this season this time opening hours the surgery the alien probing rabid badgers the fleas from a thousand camels find you well infest your bearskin rug be short and painless not start your allergies be extended forever nibble your toes not find you in a ditch .
And may your family friends cat partner pot plant can of spam new head liquor hangover shotgun llama be happy merry plentiful unannoying converted to a spleen providing you with a high kill count warm squishy chocolate coated .

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DISCLAIMER : The voices made me do it.

Comments

[riksowden.livejournal.com]

that rocks!

[sunflowerinrain.livejournal.com]

Thank you, particularly for the wish for a chocolate-coated partner.

[senji.livejournal.com]

Wishing you a fattening assimilation!
May opening hours nibble your toes.
And may your llama be chocolate coated.

[shadowdance.livejournal.com]

'Wishing you a drunken pub crawl! May opening hours be extended forever.
And may your shotgun be providing you with a high kill count.'

Ta :¬)

[razornet.livejournal.com]

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

[senji.livejournal.com]

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

[philw.livejournal.com]

Uhmmm... badger.














SNAKE!!!

[silja.livejournal.com]

I protest. There was no "penguin full of herring" option.