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[robinbloke]

You are in a maze of twisty-turny passages.

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[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Left.

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

You are in a twisty maze of passageways, all different.

[crag-du.livejournal.com]

Give a sly *nod* to the person standing the other side of the bloke in the clunky armour, then on the count of three, grab them and use them as a battering ram to try and smash through the walls.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

North

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

You are in a dirty broken passage. To the east is a crawl. To the west is a large passage. Above you is a hole to another passage.
A little dwarf just walked around a corner, saw you, threw a little axe at you which missed, cursed, and ran away.

[duranorak.livejournal.com]

A kitten chasing a ball of string runs past you, stops, turns, and bats the ball of string in your direction in the hope that you can use it to avoid getting lost.

E.
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[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

The penguin waddles after the string, squawking!

[crocodilewings.livejournal.com]

Go to 13.

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

take axe

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Hit dwarf.

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

You take the axe.
The dwarf yells at you about theft.

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Lacking a weapon at the moment you boot the dwarf between the legs. His eyes pop and his face goes a funny colour.
Welcome to level 2.

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

You wander the maze of twisty passages looking for the mythical 13.
You are in a large room, with a passage to the south, a passage to the west, and a wall of broken rock to the east. There is a large "y2" on a rock in the room's center.

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

You give a knowing nod to your nearby imaginary friend and attempt to use them to batter down the wall.
You give them a headache.

[kinkykay.livejournal.com]

West, then left, then right, then left, in the hopes I'll get more lost than when I started because with my sense of direction if I try to get out of the maze I'll get lost, so logic dictates thta if I try to get lost I'll find the exit ^.^

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Eat Dwarf.

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

Kill davywavy with axe.

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Eat Ozzy.

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

The dwarf contains monosodium glutimate, artifical flavours and whiskey. Your stomach nearly rebels at the meal, however on gulping down the last of the beard you feel much more fortified. Your constitution has increased by one. An axe flies past your head from karohemd.

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

davywavy is an awesome level 2! You steel yourself and hurl the axe at the mighty foe, but it misses! You were most likely distracted by the disgusting sight of him consuming the raw dwarf.

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Your stomach is quite full. You'd have to do something rather disgusting after that rather filling dwarf in order to fit karohemd into your stomach as well.

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

You are in a magnificent cavern with a rushing stream, which cascades over a sparkling waterfall into a roaring whirlpool which disappears through a hole in the floor. Passages exit to the south and west.

Re:

[kinkykay.livejournal.com]

So I have water, now if only I had a chocolate tree I could live here, ok south, in the hopes of finding a nearby chocolate tree ^.^

[davywavy.livejournal.com]

Punch karohemd in the plums.

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

Scream like a girl and crawl through that crawlspace.