Sugarcane > Cocaine
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robinblokeIt's a goood day! Sugar is now in my system (Thank you cadburys!) and I'm feeling fine. Addiction, thy name is sugar. Mmmm saccharide, glucose, fructose, dextrose, dextroglucose, deoxyribose, xylose... I love you all! Mood stabilisation is the key and, frankly life without some kind of humming sugary buzz in my veins really wouldn't be quite the bright, white crunchy place that it is.
Pah, pish and old smelly socks to caffine, yah boo sucks and tttthhhp to drugs and amphetamenes, you can keep them all, them and their little dogs too. I don't need 'em, I have the longest love of my life to keep me happy and bouncy and hyped like Ben Johnson before a 100m racing event. Sugar rushes only last a moment? Pah, they upswing me like a swingometer against the loony party, make me want to dance and bounce (note to self, bouncing in you seat at work makes you look mad...) so there, so there with care bears, carebears with gummi juice. Oooo gummi bears, they're just so utterly yummy. Hmmm, just thinking about it, I present you with the top 3 best sugar kicks in the whole wide world that I know of.
1. Lucazade dextrose tablets. These things are hardcore. Keep them away from me unless you want me crawling the walls like spiderman.
2. Fruit pastels. Small lumps of sugar gel, covered in sprinkled chunks of sugar. Flavoured with sugar and with added... sugar. These things should probably be illegal.
3. Pixie stix!! Or icing sugar, but taking bags of white powder to night clubs tends to get you thrown out for some reason...
The final word on sugar goes to the animaniacs of course...
Wakko: (Spoken) Hey Let's get some ice cream.
Dot: How 'bout this one? Pistachio Almond Fruit Fudge Buttterscotch Delight
Yakko: Ingredients Zinc Trisodium Aspartate,Sorbatale, and Bisulfate Oxide, Beta Caratine Lactic Acid, Carab Bean
(music begins)
Yakko: Grade A milk emulsified
Malto-dextrin alkalide
Silicon deoxylite
Lots of sugar,
W+D : Hey, all right!
Yakko: Calcified synthetic salt
Artificial barley malt
Glycerine and aspartate
Folic acid,
Wakko: That tastes great!
YW+D : Monosodium glutamate
Dehydrated calceinate
Soybean oil, butter fat
Caramel center,
Wakko: I'll eat that!
YW+D : Hooray for sugar, 'cause we love it
Chocolate chips; we want more of it
Cakes and ice cream; watch us shove it
Down our throats real fast.
Yakko: Here's a candy bar, you tried it?
Wakko: Hey, let's all see what's inside it.
Yakko: Gelatinized triglycerin
Phosphate, soybean, lecithin
Deoxylite tri-silicon
Dipped in chocolate,
W+D : Bring it on!
Yakko: Citrus enzymes, BHT
Powdered milk,
Dot : Sounds good to me!
Yakko: Baking soda, carob gum
Carbohydrates,
W+D : Yummy yum!
YW+D : Monosodium glutamate
Zinc disodium algenate,
Whole grain flour, yeast and fat
Wakko: Time to eat it; I'll do that
YW+D : We like sweets a lot
But they make your insides rot
So remember it's your body
And the only one you've got.
Pah, pish and old smelly socks to caffine, yah boo sucks and tttthhhp to drugs and amphetamenes, you can keep them all, them and their little dogs too. I don't need 'em, I have the longest love of my life to keep me happy and bouncy and hyped like Ben Johnson before a 100m racing event. Sugar rushes only last a moment? Pah, they upswing me like a swingometer against the loony party, make me want to dance and bounce (note to self, bouncing in you seat at work makes you look mad...) so there, so there with care bears, carebears with gummi juice. Oooo gummi bears, they're just so utterly yummy. Hmmm, just thinking about it, I present you with the top 3 best sugar kicks in the whole wide world that I know of.
1. Lucazade dextrose tablets. These things are hardcore. Keep them away from me unless you want me crawling the walls like spiderman.
2. Fruit pastels. Small lumps of sugar gel, covered in sprinkled chunks of sugar. Flavoured with sugar and with added... sugar. These things should probably be illegal.
3. Pixie stix!! Or icing sugar, but taking bags of white powder to night clubs tends to get you thrown out for some reason...
The final word on sugar goes to the animaniacs of course...
Wakko: (Spoken) Hey Let's get some ice cream.
Dot: How 'bout this one? Pistachio Almond Fruit Fudge Buttterscotch Delight
Yakko: Ingredients Zinc Trisodium Aspartate,Sorbatale, and Bisulfate Oxide, Beta Caratine Lactic Acid, Carab Bean
(music begins)
Yakko: Grade A milk emulsified
Malto-dextrin alkalide
Silicon deoxylite
Lots of sugar,
W+D : Hey, all right!
Yakko: Calcified synthetic salt
Artificial barley malt
Glycerine and aspartate
Folic acid,
Wakko: That tastes great!
YW+D : Monosodium glutamate
Dehydrated calceinate
Soybean oil, butter fat
Caramel center,
Wakko: I'll eat that!
YW+D : Hooray for sugar, 'cause we love it
Chocolate chips; we want more of it
Cakes and ice cream; watch us shove it
Down our throats real fast.
Yakko: Here's a candy bar, you tried it?
Wakko: Hey, let's all see what's inside it.
Yakko: Gelatinized triglycerin
Phosphate, soybean, lecithin
Deoxylite tri-silicon
Dipped in chocolate,
W+D : Bring it on!
Yakko: Citrus enzymes, BHT
Powdered milk,
Dot : Sounds good to me!
Yakko: Baking soda, carob gum
Carbohydrates,
W+D : Yummy yum!
YW+D : Monosodium glutamate
Zinc disodium algenate,
Whole grain flour, yeast and fat
Wakko: Time to eat it; I'll do that
YW+D : We like sweets a lot
But they make your insides rot
So remember it's your body
And the only one you've got.
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Date: 2003-03-14 02:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-03-14 02:49 am (UTC)I will have to find something to crack your system and make you feel the buzz of sugar!
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Date: 2003-03-14 03:46 am (UTC)http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=leathellin&itemid=15029
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Date: 2003-03-14 06:48 am (UTC)K xx
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Date: 2003-03-14 07:26 am (UTC)*guards protectively!*
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Date: 2003-03-14 07:28 am (UTC)Shush stomach!
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Date: 2003-03-14 09:19 am (UTC)All the danish are belong to me!
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Date: 2003-03-15 02:02 am (UTC)One day I will nick a bottle of Neil's Hypostop for you. It is the stuff I use to bring him back from hypos when the dextro energy tabs aren't sugary enough. 80g of liquid glucose.
And sit back and watch...
I knowexactly what you mean about fruit pastilles though. For some reason the ones in boxes, then bags, affect me more than the tubes... I think it is all the funny shapes. (Or the ones at the Tenacius D gig were drugged)