And which sponsorship deals...?

[robinbloke]

There is a blinding light and suddenly, somehow, someway and from the depths of some fanzines mystical power you suddenly develop awesome superman like powers, invulrable,able to fly, beat people up with your pinky and can cook your own microwave dinners with your x-ray vision. So you're going to change the world (or not) and be famous or something...
The big all-important question is... what would you call yourself?

I quite favour 'Bloke! Defender of something or other' for myself.