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[robinbloke]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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[riksowden.livejournal.com]

To get to the other side...

But why did the punk cross the road?

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

He was tied to the chickens foot?

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[riksowden.livejournal.com]

stappled to the chicken was what i was aiming for ;)

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

I know two for that one.

To prove he had guts. or
To see his flat mate.

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[riksowden.livejournal.com]

I was looking for number two, but the first version is also good...

Though i am sadly running low now :(

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Why did the cow cross the road?

[kinkykay.livejournal.com]

this is going to be something increadably poor along the lines of "to go to the mooseum" isn't it?

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Erm, yes.

I was going to say "To get to the udder side."

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[kinkykay.livejournal.com]

Ahhh I really must store all these in my memory banks to tell my friends on friday, the last ever lousy joke day i will be here for in quite a while if all goes to plan and I get to move...*nostalgic sigh* I'll miss fridays being lousy joke day...

anyhoo...why did the man cross the road?

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[riksowden.livejournal.com]

Moooo?

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Aha, I don't know that one; why so?

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Why did the fish cross the road?

[kinkykay.livejournal.com]

Because he heard that the chicken was a slut

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[riksowden.livejournal.com]

*bob*

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Excellent :)

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

To get to the other tide.

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[riksowden.livejournal.com]

Oooh - thats painful...

[borange.livejournal.com]

OI!!

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[riksowden.livejournal.com]

what?

[zotz]

It's not a refugee, it's an economic migrant. Such bogus asylum-seekers must be deep-fri^H^H^H^H^H^Hported immediately.