Yo ho ho and a bottle of vodka

Arrrrrr ye scurvy dogs, it be talk like a pirate day, avast!

Can anyone think of appropriate shanties to listen to? I can only manage this track, arrrrr.

No airport taxes this time

I was that lost cantrip, a feeling squeezed over the ice one Sunday morning; the song didn't call me too much but I still followed it - the discount coupon would make it worthwhile I was sure. After all if you don't use them up you're just wasting them aren't you?

You're wasting your time.
Each moment is dripping away like a precious second falling from the stalegtite of time, hanging damaclese like over your head one by one the drips fall.
One two.
One two.
Through and through. Can you hear the sound that blade is making?
Twisting now, turning like a curl of pasta as it boils in the bubbles of air released by searing heat below.
Pan out, pull back.

The wider picture shows a calmer scene.
All lights must be extinguished before landing and your seatbelt must be secure.
You must remain seated until the aircraft has come to a complete standstill and all the engines have been switched off.
Thank you for flying with us, we hope to see you soon.


Spelling? Pah. Takes too much thought.