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International Random Doughnut Day!
Feb. 16th, 2007 08:49 amThrow down your nose files, hold up your hands and wave them together to celebrate
INTERNATIONAL RANDOM DOUGHNUT DAY!
Yes indeed, for no reason whatsoever I hereby declare this day International doughnut day! Go buy a doughnut and sing their virtues, better yet buy a pile load of doughnuts and give them to your work chums - you'd be amazed how pleased yet slightly disturbed they are when you tell them why.
But why doughnuts? Well they have been under pressure in the news, for being fattening, for all those sleaze allegations and even for their part in supplying components for the Iraqi supergun - but I for one am willing to forgive them for their soft, squishy sugary texture and their dangerous payload of shirt covering jam/custard/chocolate/etc.
But, where can you worship these doughnuts even more? Why by at the SHRINE OF THE HOLY Doughnut, the wheeled cart that appears, magically so they say, in Camden down by the food court - it is truly a Mecca to those who appreciate sugar and hate size zero.
So! What is your favourite doughnut, For myself I will choose two, because I invented this day so it's my rules bucko!
My first doughnut, the luxury decadence doughnut, is the coffee glazed and coffee filled chocolate sprinkled doughnut. Lush
My second doughnut are those ickle dinky doughnuts you get at fairs, just large enough to fit on a finger before you chomp
All hail the doughnut!
INTERNATIONAL RANDOM DOUGHNUT DAY!
Yes indeed, for no reason whatsoever I hereby declare this day International doughnut day! Go buy a doughnut and sing their virtues, better yet buy a pile load of doughnuts and give them to your work chums - you'd be amazed how pleased yet slightly disturbed they are when you tell them why.
But why doughnuts? Well they have been under pressure in the news, for being fattening, for all those sleaze allegations and even for their part in supplying components for the Iraqi supergun - but I for one am willing to forgive them for their soft, squishy sugary texture and their dangerous payload of shirt covering jam/custard/chocolate/etc.
But, where can you worship these doughnuts even more? Why by at the SHRINE OF THE HOLY Doughnut, the wheeled cart that appears, magically so they say, in Camden down by the food court - it is truly a Mecca to those who appreciate sugar and hate size zero.
So! What is your favourite doughnut, For myself I will choose two, because I invented this day so it's my rules bucko!
My first doughnut, the luxury decadence doughnut, is the coffee glazed and coffee filled chocolate sprinkled doughnut. Lush
My second doughnut are those ickle dinky doughnuts you get at fairs, just large enough to fit on a finger before you chomp
All hail the doughnut!
