Return of the mutant meme from dimension X

In a grand tradition of having nothing to do at work except try and work out dialog interactions in MFC, something to miss I assure you, I offer a rerun of the 'Ask me a question, I'll tell no lies' meme.

Which means you'll ask me a question and I'll answer it; or if you like give me a silly question and I'll explain exactly how the barcode conspiracy is behind it all, or something.

Pixi Stix: Because kids can't afford crack

It's not just me that likes them!