Snippets from work

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Me: Due to inconsistancies between Win32 and MFC I'm having a little trouble; I'm down to 120 compile errors.
Colleague 1: Thats 8 less.
Colleague 2: You mean Windows isn't compatible with itself?
Me: Basically.
Colleague 3: You're not allowed to go home until you have no compile errors.
Me: Well, that's easy; I'll just comment out all the code that doesn't work.
Me: It's called 'Working to specification'.

Insurance II

Just had the assessor chap around to check my floor tiles post-flood for my bathroom, and after seconds of glancing at my pile of tiles in the bath and the rolled back carpet on the landing and a brief bit of worry if I was covered for contents with them rather than buildings it's all sorted out! Huzah! Looks like about half my house is going to be redecorated for me at this rate :)

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A beagle on mars

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