Objective unknown

I feel different, something's clicked in my brain and I'm not sure what it is. Like a cosmic cog turned and millions of wheels spiraled around me leaving me with a new brain wave setting; it's a sense partly of detachment, almost as if I'm watching myself third person and seeing a giant hologramatic 'Player one' hanging over my head.
If so I have a lot of key combos to master and probably need a new joypad, because the control for this game is really sluggish this morning.
Anyway, even if I reduce my life to a sims-like game I still can't work out what I'm trying to do, I keep opening cupboards and checking drawers for useful items but I can't find any of the weapons that seem to be convienantly lying around in all the other games I've played. I have found a useful piece of paper I can wave at the boss which makes him stop bothering me, and I can go off and leave the sim for a while if I just sit him at his desk and click the "Check LJ", seems to keep him occupied for hours.

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Anyone want a rather large bookcase; going free to anyone that can move it - you'll probably need an estate car.