The weekend that was not was
Jun. 23rd, 2003 09:19 amWalking back, before the last few synapse’s give up and wander off elsewhere in my brain to try and find something less boring instead to remember, walking back to the last few days. I seem to do little actual updates of what I'm doing here and more random waffle and entertainment, cabaret is booked for 2pm sharp so get your best dinner jacket and togs on and be there for when the first tinkles of the ivory start.
Friday, wrote Mr.Kipling. Barring the times when I've wandered off with my boss and he's handed me a piece of paper that said "Here is your pay raise", Friday would have to go down as one of the best days at work ever. Yes, you heard me correctly. And the 'net was even down all day. The morning was fairly standard, building a PC rig to act as a controller, save for a missing lead. It was fairly humdrum. The afternoon however was the 25th anniversary celebrations for the company, which I had expected to be pretty dull. Boy was I soaping the wrong limb when I thought that. Firstly, free drinks (including beer) free food (hot dogs, burgers, cake, popcorn, rock...) and FREE ICE CREAM from a honest to tootin'-goodness ice cream van. Yumity yum yum. Our team T-Shirts had arrived and despite previous worries over the name we became 'Shock and Awe' with me as our fearless and unprincipled team leader. Right from the start my team showed that it was prepared to cheat like buggery in order to beat, do over and generally have a laugh. I was so proud. Events were in three sections; throwing and shooting at stuff - which we did excellently in the shooting. Answering questions, which we were positively dire at. And what can only be described as a 'it's a knockout' type bouncy castle and foam experience which absolutely rocked. These events were great laugh, and I got totally soaked, needless to say with the amount of sugar I'd consumed I was utterly hyper anyway and so proceeded to throw myself into the events with little care for anything other than going nuts. Our arch rivals cheated. We pointed this out and they got slapped, we cheated... and got both them and us disqualified from one event - result. But at the end of the day the important thing was, not the winning, not the fact that we beat them, not the taking part or the great day and the sunshine. It was all about free sugar.
Saturday, comparatively was decidedly unexciting. I painted and cleared out my house and went on a penguin collecting spree, I'm sure I've got more of the little swines hidden somewhere when I had a tidy up a while ago, but gawd knows where they are. Saturday evening I bimbled off to
emperor's party which was a little alarming when I turned up and I knew... noone, but after a bit of wandering around, pun making and pixie pimping everything was alright. Huzah. Goth or Geek? Now I knew which I leaned towards being. Strange.
Sunday was the 'cheer up
tacohell day'; bimbling up to see a rather despondent
dennyd in hospital, gave him pixie crack - it had to be done. His biggest annoyance seems to be that he has to... well, use facilities in his bed that one should really be sitting or standing for. Can't say I blame him however. On the plus side everything except his leg looks fine. On the minus size his leg is swollen up larger than a large thing on national Chinese day of the large. Good vibes to him for the op later this week. Next it was burger time. I don't think I've ever eaten such a good burger, or had one that had such sheer amount of lard in it. I'm still fairly full from it and the ice cream afterwards, weeeeee sugar! Saw Identity that tried to steal time-frame swapping to cunning effect like the excellent Enigma and failed. Tried to be spooky and sinister, and was predictable and mildly amusing. Tried to generate sympathy for characters, but just had you betting which one would get the chop next. In the end I couldn't even be bothered to work out who the killer was (who really would have got his arse kicked if he'd tried to do me in, I'm telling you - boot to the head... you'll have to see the film to find out who it was, but I can't say I recommend doing so) Anyway, hometime and bimbling around with a little more tidying and the final publishing to the net community at large of the amazing World War III and the Pumpkin King. No reports have yet been received of suicide from reading it yet, so all good.
Friday, wrote Mr.Kipling. Barring the times when I've wandered off with my boss and he's handed me a piece of paper that said "Here is your pay raise", Friday would have to go down as one of the best days at work ever. Yes, you heard me correctly. And the 'net was even down all day. The morning was fairly standard, building a PC rig to act as a controller, save for a missing lead. It was fairly humdrum. The afternoon however was the 25th anniversary celebrations for the company, which I had expected to be pretty dull. Boy was I soaping the wrong limb when I thought that. Firstly, free drinks (including beer) free food (hot dogs, burgers, cake, popcorn, rock...) and FREE ICE CREAM from a honest to tootin'-goodness ice cream van. Yumity yum yum. Our team T-Shirts had arrived and despite previous worries over the name we became 'Shock and Awe' with me as our fearless and unprincipled team leader. Right from the start my team showed that it was prepared to cheat like buggery in order to beat, do over and generally have a laugh. I was so proud. Events were in three sections; throwing and shooting at stuff - which we did excellently in the shooting. Answering questions, which we were positively dire at. And what can only be described as a 'it's a knockout' type bouncy castle and foam experience which absolutely rocked. These events were great laugh, and I got totally soaked, needless to say with the amount of sugar I'd consumed I was utterly hyper anyway and so proceeded to throw myself into the events with little care for anything other than going nuts. Our arch rivals cheated. We pointed this out and they got slapped, we cheated... and got both them and us disqualified from one event - result. But at the end of the day the important thing was, not the winning, not the fact that we beat them, not the taking part or the great day and the sunshine. It was all about free sugar.
Saturday, comparatively was decidedly unexciting. I painted and cleared out my house and went on a penguin collecting spree, I'm sure I've got more of the little swines hidden somewhere when I had a tidy up a while ago, but gawd knows where they are. Saturday evening I bimbled off to
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Sunday was the 'cheer up
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