robinbloke | Jun. 16th, 2003

Sadly I've not had much luck in tracking down this piece of... well, literary history is probably the most complimentary way I can describe it, but I will endevour to find it this evening; as a prelude I give you a breakdown of some of the main characters from the twelve or so episodes I wrote

Eric the goblin; the alleged main character, who has a tendancy to explode or turn into bizarre objects, as well as repeatedly utter his annoying catchphrase 'Billy bonny banny zanny wow' for no reason whatsoever.
Alfred the gnome; holds the story together, actually attempts to do things and is therefore pretty damn boring.
Kharl von flappenwing. The universes most evil facist dictator penguin, ruler of the killer penguin hordes (who tend to get repeatedly blown up). The killer penguins are vicious, evil and virtually unstoppable, unless of course you shout 'Polar bears' at which point they all scream and hide.
David the Iguana. Based loosely on someone I once knew, David the Iguana is more interested in getting stoned and smoking anything that isn't nailed down than actually doing anything useful. Designer of the all terrain armoured unicycle.