Marmite for the masses

I had a weekend, it came free with conflakes. It was slightly rippled with a flat underside and in full Dolby(tm) stereo. Lighting was bright, but not dazzling, the company was excellent, music varied from 'hmmmm' to 'bounce' at the fair, a new penguin has joined the ranks of those on my wall and I need to track down 'World War III and the Pumpkin King' and type it up.
I could burble on a bit longer about the weekend but, nah, it's not entertainment - lobsters juggling 2CV's - thats entertainment, and also very improbable, but then what do you expect? You get what you pay for and this is a free channel, not even worth six tokens from a crisp promotion; which more than likely means you'll find me in a happy meal soon after the disney toys run out. Now where was I anyway...

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