I think I am developing the ability to absorb sugar by osmosis, or at least by scent. Because I'm sitting here at the moment getting a mild sugar high from the sugary smell from the flapjack I just bought from the canteen. Reminds me of my sniffing chocolate days, I'm such a substance abuser. No really; you know when you first open a box of mixed chocolates? Like say, roses or quality street - or better still a tin. Wait for a moment and exhale, then open the lid/tin and lean over/into it and take a deeeeeeeeep breath of all that trapped chocolatey smell, let it flood into your lungs and wash through you like a wave of sugary goodness.
Beats snorting gassed whipped cream containers.
Beats snorting gassed whipped cream containers.