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Jan. 8th, 2003
2K3 Predictions
Jan. 8th, 2003 09:32 am1. Nothing will be found in Iraq, Saddam will aquire a British passport and run for Prime Minister.
2. A new animal-virus that turns sheep into pigs will arise to further shaft British farmers.
3. The French will have at least 3 lorry strikes, one over the fact that there are too many strikes blocking the roads.
4. Somewhere, someone will hit their thumb with a hammer.
5. Hedgehogs will in a landmark legal vote achieve right of way on all motorways.
6. London council finds the perfect way to finance taxes by introducing parking fines on the M25.
7. Stansted Airport will apply for planning permission for a new amusement park.
8. Australia will build a giant bridge connecting it to New Zealand.
9. A lost tribe will be found in South American somewhere, one of their members is immediately hired for 'Big Brother 5'
10. Tony Blair will grow a goatee, in order to distract the media from anything else thats going on.
2. A new animal-virus that turns sheep into pigs will arise to further shaft British farmers.
3. The French will have at least 3 lorry strikes, one over the fact that there are too many strikes blocking the roads.
4. Somewhere, someone will hit their thumb with a hammer.
5. Hedgehogs will in a landmark legal vote achieve right of way on all motorways.
6. London council finds the perfect way to finance taxes by introducing parking fines on the M25.
7. Stansted Airport will apply for planning permission for a new amusement park.
8. Australia will build a giant bridge connecting it to New Zealand.
9. A lost tribe will be found in South American somewhere, one of their members is immediately hired for 'Big Brother 5'
10. Tony Blair will grow a goatee, in order to distract the media from anything else thats going on.