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Apr. 11th, 2002
Is it a bird, is it a plane, no it's....
Apr. 11th, 2002 08:50 amNon-Sensical Man!
Non sensical man! Faster than a speeding cabbage! Stronger than a paracetamol! Able to leap tall stories in a single bound!
With my mighty battle cry of :-
what's your battle cry? |
mewing.net | merchandise!
I will terrorise and confuse the villans by nailing a piece of bacon to the wall as they attack me!
Beware injustice, Non-Sensical man is here!
Non sensical man! Faster than a speeding cabbage! Stronger than a paracetamol! Able to leap tall stories in a single bound!
With my mighty battle cry of :-
what's your battle cry? |
mewing.net | merchandise!
I will terrorise and confuse the villans by nailing a piece of bacon to the wall as they attack me!
Beware injustice, Non-Sensical man is here!
I'm falling behind with these...
Apr. 11th, 2002 09:53 amThe coffee was cooling slowly, small wisps of steam curling from the black liquid as he stared at it blankly.
The cafe was virtually empty, just a bored looking waitress, the cook and a businessman reading his morning paper.
She said she'd be here.
Time passed.
He looked out the window; it was mid afternoon, the sun casting long shadows over the square outside.
His coffee was long since cold now, the waitress was occasionally throwing him annoyed looks as he moped, remembering the night before.
With a sigh he stood slowly and walked outside.
She said she'd be here.
~Edited - thanks to RBS~
The cafe was virtually empty, just a bored looking waitress, the cook and a businessman reading his morning paper.
She said she'd be here.
Time passed.
He looked out the window; it was mid afternoon, the sun casting long shadows over the square outside.
His coffee was long since cold now, the waitress was occasionally throwing him annoyed looks as he moped, remembering the night before.
With a sigh he stood slowly and walked outside.
She said she'd be here.
~Edited - thanks to RBS~
Feeling creative today
Apr. 11th, 2002 10:58 amThe Johnsons had parked their car in his parking spot again. They knew he hated this.
The war between the two neighbours had been raging for three years now. Lately he'd trained his cat, to relieve itself in their garden when he let it out at night, but they'd put an automatic water sprinkler there.
Tonight the war would reach a new level, around the side of the window he peeped at their front door as the first appointment of the evening he'd booked arrived.
He could just hear the double glazing salesmen start his spiel as their door opened.
The war between the two neighbours had been raging for three years now. Lately he'd trained his cat, to relieve itself in their garden when he let it out at night, but they'd put an automatic water sprinkler there.
Tonight the war would reach a new level, around the side of the window he peeped at their front door as the first appointment of the evening he'd booked arrived.
He could just hear the double glazing salesmen start his spiel as their door opened.
