Note to self.

Do not get trashed on a Sunday evening, you may just wake up in the morning half cut.

Still, it's sort of made the morning somewhat easier to cope with in that everything feels sort of semi-dream like and I'm not sure if I'm here, in a dream or off in a small suburb outside Hollywood watching some bad B-movie rerun of my life somehow.

Hmmm.

Now I can hear the twilight zone music, I think it wants to play chess.

Madwagon

number of people on my lj friends list: 51

...whom I've hit with a rubber sword: 3
...whom I have no real clue who they are anyway, but their LJ is funny: 2
...who I have brainwashed to say 'Spleen': 16
...who I have pushed pixie crack to: 27
...who's full real name I have a hope in hell of remembering: 14
...who have been exposed to the terror of my unbearded chin: 16
...who I think should never ever be given an unlicensed nuclear accelerator: 3
...who owns more knives than the entire cast of 'braveheart': 1
...who have crashed over my house: 18
...who are as hyper as I am: 5
...who can now sing the words to Denis Learys 'A$$hole' song thanks to me: 5
...who consume more sugar than me: 0
...who is a goth in denial: 1
...who could bring a whole new perspective if they were allowed to direct 'sesame street': Most of them

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( Quack )

Yay!

I just won an ebay bid for a lego A-Wing

Now I just need a B-Wing and my collection is complete!

Random poetry

Fairy wings and flutterbys
Dancing feet and sea-blue sky
Golden sun, Fluffy clouds
Laughing voices, silken shrouds
Oak and elm and beech and fir
Rose and daisy, they're all a blur
Spinning past as she flits
Raindrops falling? Never hit
The world is all a play and song
When you're a fairy nothings wrong

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Cold as silence
Hollow like the wind
Distant beyond time
Quiet as anticipation
Alone in a crowd
Empty like my eyes

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It's quiet... too quiet

Todays random co-worker quote

"I've just finished fitting my car stereo into my toilet."

Tip of the day...

Putting just the right amount of gin in your goldfish bowl makes the fish's eyes bulge and cause them to swim in an amusing manner.

For sake of posterity and truth

Do you, as it is sung "Love a panther that's pink?"

Because apparently everyone does.