Dec. 30th, 2001

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I'm drunk I'm noone
I'm drunk I'm famous
I'm drunk I'm f**king dead


Big fat dead guy in a bathtub, theres your title for you.

Leary's words, not mine.
But words are just stuff and what the hell thrown together to express whatever the f**k you want to at whatever time you feel like it, like now so I'm stealing them there words and sticking them on this thar page. And you're reading it, so I've stolen seconds of your life, gone, bang, whisked away while you read this.
Grains of sand passing away every moment, you can't get them back.
I've taken them. Tommorrow someone else will.
The day after something else will, time ah, my old nemesis we meet again, but this time, if you excuse the mild pun, I have backup; alcohol, oh yes, feel that time dilation as my mind fuzzes with the cotten wool in intoxication, so how'd you feel about that eh? eh?
Time nil, alcohol 1
And it's half time Brian and I think it's been a hard game so far; the two sides have been playing hard but even scores were the last thing we were expecting, but alcohol managed to get one in the net and frankly I'm not surprised, but Time has been looking a bit shabby there, we're expecting greater things it the second half.
Well Norman, I don't know, alcohol has been playing hard and dirty, we're talking 37.5% dirty tricks here, the mind of the player is fuzzed up worse that a kettle in a hard water zone and I don't think that time is going to make a significant impression, and we're expecting great things of alcohol in the second half.
Thanks Brian, well I guess we'll see, after all it's a long hard road through this crazy old game we call life and well there's only those two players on the pitch right now, we were hoping for a pitch invasion, but well it's gone far away now and I can't see it happening, a lot of hope there Brian but hope isn't going to hold the play.
No way Norman, hope isn't going to wash with time or alcohol, both are going to run out and the invasion won't be able to effect the outcome at this rate.
Still theres always that exonerable click of the new year and a half-dozen new challenges on the horizon and promises to yourself in order to make that play to get that final move in.
Well Brian, guess we'll have to watch the game and see, we'll be back after the break I guess.

Frootloops, good for you good for me, they leave your tongue in ex-t-cee.

Frootloops, brought to you by the same people who brought you hashy-i-wheatos and choc-u-like, numb your mind today with a random stimulant!

Ya-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-dah.

Thats all for now fols, tune in the same time next week when I'll be interviewing a shark that thinks it's a motorbike and we examine the oppression of the modern government on aquatic lifeforms restrictions on the open road.

Be careful out there.
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Fact no.1 for 00:48 30 December 2001.
I am drunk.

Fact no.2 for 00:48 30 Decmber 2001.
I have intense chocolate cravings.

Am I an addict?

Do I care?

Life is a drug and I want more, as a great man once said "I want more life f**ker." and dammit I do, I want to scoot the weebles of the wossname of the thingy in the time of the passing of the flight of the curve of the sign of the song in the tune of the rhyme in the feeling of the sense with the thoughts of the taste of the shiver of the crash of the pain of the blink of the click of the ticking of the thumping of the last beats of my heart dammit.
What the hell that means I have no idea. And I have just used the word F**k more times that I generally do.
Hmm, why not. Okey. Duck and cover, I'm going to make a brief statement now... if you have sensitive vegetables please cover their eyes and tell them to come back after the 9:00 watershed, erm, or before it.

Fuck.

Wee, what exhileration, I typed four characters and then pressed enter.
Life doesn't get more exciting than this, erm, well frankly it does, but and the moment I'm utterly skulled on half a bottle of vodka and I need something to keep my fingers busy as my brain crawls through various fuzzy sensations as I stare at a stream of electrons hurling themselves sucidially against the front end of a CRT.

THE ELECTRONS DIED FOR YOU!

Pity those poor beasties, alone in their little electron world, trapped with there day to day job of hurling themselves in order to make a micron of a flicker of a line as the screen hums in front of your face.
I am drunk, I may have mentioned this previously in the times suppliment.
Buy now, pay later.
Thats alcohol for you.

But thats what I did, I bought then, I sunk my feelings in for that moment and now I'm paying later, no more moments, just memories, and they won't go away.
Nor do I want them to, I just want the negative to go, but that is part of the all.
Future hope keeps me hanging there like the twine of a hangmans noose, maybe I'll actually understand what I'm talking about here later, but right now it's a distraction and maybe just a few characters for you to read and look at and say "Hmmm, yep he's drunk again and writing a whole load of arse"
Well if I am, which I most certainly may be, save for the random spirals of thought that surface and make me type something here

And that was it.

The moment ended and the music is all that holds my thoughts.

Tears in the rain again, always those tears.
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Yes it's a pointless test.
Yes this means nothing and wastes your time.
So does reading this.
and this.
and this.
and this.
do you care, do I care, does anyone care?
There will be a test later on sections 4-47 of life, 20% of your existance will depend on the results.




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Dec. 30th, 2001 01:07 am
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The above word is currently amusing me.
Thank you for your interest at this time.
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Remember when you were young?
You shone like the sun.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
Now theres a look in your eyes.
Like black holes in the sky.
Shine on you crazy diamond.

You were caught in the crossfire of childhood and something or other
yadda yadda
ah just listen
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