Ick

Bloom' 'ell its cold this morning

Early morning bandwagon

Not that I ever liked the film anyway, I much prefered Pulp Fiction, Res dogs was... well how can I sum it up in a word.... 'pants'.

Yawn...

It's monday, it's bloody freezing, but more importantly, in the office that sacred place of work and peace and quiet, well - maybe peace and quiet at least the office is whistle-free.
Not a peep.
Not even a twitter.
Bliss, no inane tunes being horribly screeched across the office.
One of the monitors did nearly blow up though; well, it was arcing so badly you could hear it cracking halfway across the office.
Hmmm.
Ok, yes basically its another dull-as-mud monday morning and I can't think of anything to do, erm, alright, I can think of anything I can be arsed to do right now - breathing is just about on the agenda

The world gone stupid (what again?)

Mmmmm, bought myself a jumbo pack of MAX deep ridge chargrilled steak crisps, absolutely scrummy.

Big picture of a ridged crisp on the front. Big word. "MAX" impact, marketing.

Underneath, small disclaimer; "Not actual size"

Yes, finally the world has reached a point where stupidity is legally allowed. This also follows on shades of the situation where packs of peanuts have to have the message "This product contains nuts" on them.
I mean, duh!

Dear me... whatever next...

Que land of hope and glory...

I am 90% British, just like
HRH Prince Charles
Though you'll never be king you certainly know where your castle is.

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