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Just a entry to say how great and how much I value my friends, not really sure how to put stuff into words but they're a damn wonderful bunch of loonies who make life all that bit more worth bothering with, so if I put up with you on a regular basis and quite possible think you're a friend, then cheers, ask me for a drink.
Jul. 18th, 2001
What kind of kitchen implement am I?
Jul. 18th, 2001 01:59 pm1. When considering a problem do you?
a) Dive right into the heart of the problem.
b) Consider several options and decide from them.
c) Consider as many possible options and implement as many as you can.
d) Throw yourself into the middle of the problem in a mindless whirling frenzy of ideas, solutions, disussion and chaos.
e) Sit down and consider the problem for a long time before emerging with a solution.
2. When a co-worker annoys you do you...
a) Plot their untimely, painful demise.
b) Attempt to reason with them.
c) Talk to other members of work to get their view.
d) Run around wildly spreading rumours about the person to anyone that will listen.
e) Sulk.
3. Your ideal evening is...
a) Plotting revenge on people that have annoyed you.
b) Going out with a select few friends.
c) Going out to a club to meet a load of new people.
d) Going out to a club to drink, dance, sing and socalise yourself into the hangover of doom for the next day.
e) Sitting in front of the TV watching a movie.
4. What is your favorite type of movie?
a) Horror
b) Romance.
c) Comedy
d) Six movies, simulateously.
e) Documentary
5. Which of the following jobs would you chose if you were given only these choices?
a) Surgeon
b) Teacher
c) Bartender
d) Club DJ
e) Accountant
6. Which would you rather do if you had an hour to waste?
a) Polish your rifle
b) Read
c) Watch TV
d) Attempt to break your personal speeding limit for the nearest dual carriageway.
e) Sleep
7. Which of these colours do you prefer?
a) Crimson
b) Blue
c) Green
d) Luminous yellow
e) Grey
7. Which one of the following foods do you prefer?
a) a steak, preferrably still mooing
b) Chinese
c) Pizza
d) Ultra-Hot curry
e) Salad
8. What, in another person, do you find most attractive?
a) Someone who is cunning
b) Someone with good looks
c) Someone who is intelligent
d) Someone who is a party animal
e) Quiet and unthreatening
9. Your ultimate ambition is to...
a) Get revenge on them, you know the ones...
b) Be happy
c) Help others
d) Go out in a way that people will talk to for
decades
e) Be left alone
10. Do you prefer to wear?
a) Kevlar
b) Jeans and T-Shirt
c) Smart casual
d) Day-glo socks and nothing else
e) A large wooly sweater
Results
-------
Right, which did you answer the most for?
a) Knife
You're a knife, a vicious stabbing implement used to stab, maim and poke other people. You dive right into problems and don't take cr*p from anyone. You will probably either be shot by a SWAT team or be locked away from the world in general.
b) Fork
You're a fork, you like to decide several options before committing yourself, you're generally friendly but only a bit selfish. You're fairly normal, if that means anything these days.
c) Spoon
You're a spoon, a diplomat and helper, you try to help others and see as many points of view at the same time. You're pretty friendly and fairly non-threatening. You'll probably end up saving whales in Iceland or something.
d) Blender
Life is a blur of chaos as a blender, each second counts and you barely stop to see what happened a moment ago. Plans can wait, the moment is what you live for. You'll likely die in some hideous accident involving freefall, onions, a 400 Watt TV and a goldfish bowl.
e) Toaster
You are dull, dull, dull. Toasters are ponderous, slow functioning, unassuming and boring devices. They sit for ages as you wait, wait, wait. Toasters invariably become accountants, bank clerks or computer programmers.
a) Dive right into the heart of the problem.
b) Consider several options and decide from them.
c) Consider as many possible options and implement as many as you can.
d) Throw yourself into the middle of the problem in a mindless whirling frenzy of ideas, solutions, disussion and chaos.
e) Sit down and consider the problem for a long time before emerging with a solution.
2. When a co-worker annoys you do you...
a) Plot their untimely, painful demise.
b) Attempt to reason with them.
c) Talk to other members of work to get their view.
d) Run around wildly spreading rumours about the person to anyone that will listen.
e) Sulk.
3. Your ideal evening is...
a) Plotting revenge on people that have annoyed you.
b) Going out with a select few friends.
c) Going out to a club to meet a load of new people.
d) Going out to a club to drink, dance, sing and socalise yourself into the hangover of doom for the next day.
e) Sitting in front of the TV watching a movie.
4. What is your favorite type of movie?
a) Horror
b) Romance.
c) Comedy
d) Six movies, simulateously.
e) Documentary
5. Which of the following jobs would you chose if you were given only these choices?
a) Surgeon
b) Teacher
c) Bartender
d) Club DJ
e) Accountant
6. Which would you rather do if you had an hour to waste?
a) Polish your rifle
b) Read
c) Watch TV
d) Attempt to break your personal speeding limit for the nearest dual carriageway.
e) Sleep
7. Which of these colours do you prefer?
a) Crimson
b) Blue
c) Green
d) Luminous yellow
e) Grey
7. Which one of the following foods do you prefer?
a) a steak, preferrably still mooing
b) Chinese
c) Pizza
d) Ultra-Hot curry
e) Salad
8. What, in another person, do you find most attractive?
a) Someone who is cunning
b) Someone with good looks
c) Someone who is intelligent
d) Someone who is a party animal
e) Quiet and unthreatening
9. Your ultimate ambition is to...
a) Get revenge on them, you know the ones...
b) Be happy
c) Help others
d) Go out in a way that people will talk to for
decades
e) Be left alone
10. Do you prefer to wear?
a) Kevlar
b) Jeans and T-Shirt
c) Smart casual
d) Day-glo socks and nothing else
e) A large wooly sweater
Results
-------
Right, which did you answer the most for?
a) Knife
You're a knife, a vicious stabbing implement used to stab, maim and poke other people. You dive right into problems and don't take cr*p from anyone. You will probably either be shot by a SWAT team or be locked away from the world in general.
b) Fork
You're a fork, you like to decide several options before committing yourself, you're generally friendly but only a bit selfish. You're fairly normal, if that means anything these days.
c) Spoon
You're a spoon, a diplomat and helper, you try to help others and see as many points of view at the same time. You're pretty friendly and fairly non-threatening. You'll probably end up saving whales in Iceland or something.
d) Blender
Life is a blur of chaos as a blender, each second counts and you barely stop to see what happened a moment ago. Plans can wait, the moment is what you live for. You'll likely die in some hideous accident involving freefall, onions, a 400 Watt TV and a goldfish bowl.
e) Toaster
You are dull, dull, dull. Toasters are ponderous, slow functioning, unassuming and boring devices. They sit for ages as you wait, wait, wait. Toasters invariably become accountants, bank clerks or computer programmers.
Llamas and vodka and nerve jolting sugar
Lemmings and marmosets, trips to zebrogger
Penguins all waddling and bouncing on springs
These are a few of my favourite things
Movies and typing and inventing strange phrases
Terminal lard-cake and nights out at Blaizes
Flapping my arms as if they are wings
These are a few of my favourite things
Computer games, and multiple madness
Personality bypasses while strapped in a harness
Old python episodes with machines that go 'ping'
These are a few of my favourite things
Lemmings and marmosets, trips to zebrogger
Penguins all waddling and bouncing on springs
These are a few of my favourite things
Movies and typing and inventing strange phrases
Terminal lard-cake and nights out at Blaizes
Flapping my arms as if they are wings
These are a few of my favourite things
Computer games, and multiple madness
Personality bypasses while strapped in a harness
Old python episodes with machines that go 'ping'
These are a few of my favourite things