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[robinbloke]

1. WHAT'S THE STORY BEHIND YOUR LJ USERNAME?

My names Robin. I'm a bloke. Do the math.
Slightly more seriously if I'd have thought about it I would of had it as 'Dr.Penguin' my usual moniker. Penguin, due to my bizarre obsession with said feathered beastie and Dr., because it just sound better.

2. NAME FIVE [5] OF YOUR FAVORITE FOODS.

a) Sugar
b) Sugar
c) Sugar
d) Sugar
e) Sugar
erm... ok alternatively...
a) Steak and pepper sauce
b) Roadkill Pizza
c) Milk Chocolate
d) Full roast turkey
e) Duck pancakes


3. HAVE YOU EVER HAD A MAKEOVER?

I've had a profession massage that left my spine feeling like it had melted, but thats about as close as it gets.


4. HAVE YOU EVER WITNESSED DEATH?

Animals and pets, several times. People, just once. I was walking in Cambridge and some poor guy had had a heart attack on the pathment, lots of people crowding around.

5. WHAT'S THE LONGEST TIME YOU'VE STAYED OUT OF THE COUNTRY/WHERE?

The most is probably a month, which was in the U.S. o' A. All down the East coast.

6. ONE THING YOU'RE GRATEFUL FOR, TODAY.

That I'm able to waste time on things like this quiz.

7. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HIGH SCHOOL MEMORY?

Leaving.

8. WHAT IS THE MOST INSANE THING YOU'VE DONE FOR/TO YOUR LOVE?

Nothing I'm revealing here.

9. DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING.

A castle would be nice, beyond that not a clue.

10. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING WHEN YOU ARE 60?

Controlling the world from my secret underground lair in a hollowed out volcano.

11. WHAT IS YOUR FIRST MEMORY?

Hiding in a wendy house at playschool as I didn't want to go home.

12. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE QUOTE?

"All these memories will be lost in time, like tears in the rain."

13. MY FIRST HEARTBREAK HAPPENED WHEN I WAS...

25

14. HOW MUCH MONEY DOES IT TAKE TO KEEP YOU FOR A YEAR?

I'm a compulsive spendaholic, my spending expands in direct proportion to the amount of money I earn.

15. DO YOU HAVE ANY WEIRD PREFERENCES?

I don't like bananas. I don't like honey. I love honey banana chips.

16. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?

Their innate ability to ask questions they damn well know there's no right answer to.

17. WHAT PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY DO YOU WANT MOST RIGHT NOW?

A Time machine.

18. NAME ONE TV CHARACTER YOU'D MOST WANT TO BE.

Noone really spring to mind.

19. FAVORITE GEMSTONE?

I've never really had an interest in gemstones. Although occasionally I like to find interesting pebbles on shingle beaches.

20. GIVE YOURSELF A PORN STAR NAME.

Are you offering me a role?

21. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FLAW?

Wild mood swings.

22. WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO DO THIS SUMMER?

No plans as of yet.

23. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG RIGHT NOW?

Cup of coffee, Garbage, and alarmingly 'Viva' by the Spice girls.

24. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE MOVIES IN THESE CATEGORIES: HUMOUR, ROMANCE, DRAMA, ACTION, HORROR?

Humour: At the moment 'The emperor's new groove"
Romance: The Princess Bride
Drama: Shawshank Redemption
Action: Bladerunner (It had to be mentioned somewhere)
Horror: Horror films bore me.

25. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DISNEY SONG?

The Emperor's song from 'The emperor's new groove"

26. DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM HOUSE.

Either a hollowed out secret underground lair in a volcano or a 12th century castle.

27. YOUR TYPICAL SLEEPWEAR:

Birthday suit.

28. WHAT'S IN YOUR BAG?

I don't have a bag, baby.

29. WHAT IS THE MOST INTERESTING THING YOU'VE EVER WORN, PIERCED, OR TATTOOED?

Tattooed - I occasionally mark vague arabic symbols on my face for RP, thats it.
Pierced - Nooooo thank you.
Worn - Erm. Probably pigtails a blouse a gingham skirt and shiney red boots.

30. HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR PURSE RIGHT NOW?

9 quid or so, in my pocket.

31. WHAT'S YOUR NEXT CHARACTER CONCEPT?

An 11th century poacher.

32. WHAT ARE YOU MOST PROUD OF IN YOUR LIFE?

The delighted reaction of my mum to my A level results as I stood calmly by watching.

33. HOW WAS YOUR SENIOR PROM?

Surprisingly cheesily 80's and good. Last minute surprise date. Tux. Wierd.

34. TELL US ABOUT ANY OF YOUR BIRTHDAYS.

Lots of people came around I didn't recognise, I had a big cake. I ate lots. I was probably 12.

35. WHAT DO YOU MOST ENJOY ABOUT LOOKING AT OTHER PEOPLE?

That I actually can.

36. WHAT ARE THE FIRST FIVE THINGS YOU WOULD SPLURGE ON IF YOU WERE A BILLIONAIRE?

A private island with a secret underground lair in a hollowed out volcano.
7 Litre AC Cobra.
A huge posh new house for my parents and my sister.
Vast amounts of pressies for friends.
A replica FW190 to fly

37. WHAT IS YOUR DAILY BEFORE-GOING-TO-BED RITUAL?

Switch off PC. Blarg. Stagger to bathroom. Clean up. Crawl to Bed. Select CD to snooze to. Crawl into bed and curl catapilla style in the cover.

38. WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST/FUNNIEST NICKNAME ANYONE HAS EVER CALLED YOU?

Pass

39. NAME THREE [3] OF YOUR FAVORITE CARTOON CHARACTERS.

Bender (From Futurama)
Earthworm Jim
Montgomery Burns

40. WHAT ARE THE MAGAZINES YOU READ ON A REGULAR BASIS?

None. I buy a TV guide but thats about it.