I&#39;m a professional cynic, but my heart&#39;s not in it.

Too late. I've already done that and turned it into a small orange called Gerald.

(Seeing as you have decided to start a surealist movement)

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Ah, but was it the Roman Empire or the Holy Roman Empire? There is a difference, you know.

What's that, the Carthaginians are invading? Damn, I knew they'd do that.
What's that, they're coming over the Himalayas? Damn, I knew they'd do that.
What's that, they're coming on elephants? Um, are you sure?

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Pulls out a fiddle, then strikes up a bouncy tune and drops several flaming torches...

teeeheheheheeee

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Hehe, least you knew where the original reference was from ;)

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The Roman Empire dear boy, between the 3rd and 5th centuries, see me march!

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It was a reference to me being a Goth or not ;)

I point you here...

http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG

May your nose purchase out of date toenail clippings!

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What, the huge furry caterpillar from Dangermouse?

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Cripes DM...

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*Dons Speccy glasses*

I think you'll find it was 'Crumbs'

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Or indeed 'Ooo 'eck DM'

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either, or.....captain pendantic strikes again...:P

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Most impressive marching, but you seem to have dropped your standard(s)

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Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't get a TOTALY random referance. At least I was sureal in response.

Aftershave.

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*Retains glasses*

I think you'll find it's 'Pedantic'

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Man, you have WAY to much tim on your habds at work!

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Aftershave?

On Tuesday?

With this suit?

Aiiiie! The mushrooms!

Thats more strange than surreal I think.

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Only if you purple.

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He's terrific,
He's magnific,
He's the greatest secret agent everywhere.

He's the ace,
He's amazing
He's the strongest he's the quickest, he's the best!

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