FOS

[robinbloke]

Due to the lack of a FOS article in the latest nightworld (booo) I hereby offer the following service, Eric the penguin will now answer all your cam/life/whatever related woes, I present...

Ask Eric

The penguin that knows all.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Dear Eric, I hope you can help me.

I find myself increasingly uneasy bored at work, and yet no one is writing scandalous/ amusing entries in the cam liove journals! What can I do about this? I'm reduced to writing to penguin agony aunts!

anon

[sesquipedality.livejournal.com]

Dear Eric,

No-one believes I'm not a Goth. I keep telling them and fear I am becoming somewhat repetative about it, but it seems that the more I declare my lack of gothness, the less people believe me. What can I do?

Yours.

Lumbered with Gothness

[(Anonymous)]

Dear Eric.

I am a large carnivourous werebeart that has developed a taste for penguin flesh. I was wondering if you had a recipie book I could borrow in order to make my diet more varied and interesting.

Claws-at-penguins

[winterthing.livejournal.com]

Dear Eric

Help! I've been trapped in the house so long that VH1 Kylie day has become increasingly entrancing. What do I do? It's getting worse - next up is Rick Astley...

yours

Not-an-80s-fan-honest

A Sticky Situation

[(Anonymous)]

Dear Eric,

A few nights ago, while at Elysium, I tripped and knocked over a vause. Lucky for me there was no one around and so, useing celerity, I superglued it all back together again. However, last night I noticed that I had glued the handel on upside down. Neither the keeper or the chief harpy have yet noticed.

Please help, as a barely acnolodged Neonate I'm at my wit's end.

Yours in desperation,

Sticky Fingers