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robinbloke ([personal profile] robinbloke) wrote2012-07-25 05:04 pm

Olympic Opening Ceremonies

I've been pondering what the Olympic opening ceremony should be after [livejournal.com profile] madwitch posted about the opening ceremony.

Currently my best suggestion is that Brian Blessed, dressed as prince Vultan swoops down from a blimp wearing a wingsuit screaming "DIIIIIIIIIIVEEEE" snatches Excalibur from the hand of a glowing woman standing in a pond and zooms over to light the Olympic torch with it as it fzzzzt's a-la-lightsabre.

At that point everything should explode.

Any better suggestions?

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