Current Mood: drunk
Current Music: The goblin song

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see the little gobline
see his little feet
and his little nosey-wose
isn't the goblin sweet

YES!

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I know who you are - you're Merlin, the Happy Pig!

Wasn't this something to do with 10,000 florins?

And a turnip that was shaped like a thingy.

Two spikes would be an extravagance

These? They're ear muffs.

My friend is a missionary, and he's just returned from Africa.

I'm Cardinal Chunder; I have an ostrich feather up my bottom because Mr Ostrich put it there to keep in the little pixies.

So when you ask for beer, I pass water.

Where there are guests, there are people to fornicate with.

I call you a weedy pigeon, and you can call me susan if it isn't so

It is said that man seeks civilised company first thing in the morning, to remind him that he may rise above the savage and be close to god.

Personally, I like to start the day with a dickhead to remind me I'm the best

(No offense intended)

(excellent one - struggling now...)

When I was awakened by a terrific banging from Lord Melchit.

Well, I never knew he had it in him.

Their wallets are as capacious as an elephant's scrotum, and just as tricky to get your hands on.

Cold is god's way of telling us to burn more catholics

I'm a complicated person percy, sometimes I'm nice, and sometimes I'm nasty... and sometimes I like to sing little songs like...

*Jumping series*

It's very difficult to sleep with that kind of thing going on, being used like the outside of a sausage roll.

Argh! You've lost me there

*hangs head in shame*

Um, I didn't think it was a competition, just a random flurry of Blackadder quotes.

Queen in series one, though, The Queen of Spain's Beard

Nope, just meant you'd lost me with that quote and I didn't know where it was from!

Not so good on series 1, series 2 and 3 are my speciality subjects...

...

I hate them with their long bushy tails and their stupid twitchy noses!

What we're talking about in privy terms is the very latest in front-wall fresh-air orifices, combined with a wide capacity gutter installation below.

You mean you crap out of the window.

No use running, the black banks got branches everywhere...

You appear to be wearing a pair of the devil's dumplings!

So, Lord WhiteAdder, a vow of silence - how very interesting. Tell me about it.

don't call me aunty! Aunts are relatives, and relatives imply sex, and sex is not a fit subject for the dinner table

or any table

except a table in a brothel

You know nathaniel, this takes me right back to our wedding night

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