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[robinbloke]

Although I haven't quite finished the 'random word' thing yet (two to go...) I have a bonus offer today (yarrrr).
Empowered as I am by the knowledge of the cosmic fish I invite you to ask me a question - any question - regarding the world (number of grains of sand in existance), great unsolved mysteries (who killed JFK) etc and with my insight and by the power of the mystic pretsel I will divine the answer your question.
The truth will confound you, it'll probably confound me as well.

Comments

[ua-meruti.livejournal.com]

How much does the world weight and does it's arse look big in Lycra leggings?

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

The earth weighs approximately half as much as a mutant star goat. If we take a look at any picture of atlas hauling the earth around do we ever even see him trying to sneak a peek around to see the earths botty? I think not. The earth has a great wobbly bum and lycra is definately the last thing it should be wearing, stripes and sensible nylon is the way for it.