Ahhhhhh

[robinbloke]

Forgive me sugar for I have sinned.

Yea, I did go on an evil diet and try to cut down my intake levels of you, but now even as I feel the warm fuzziness bubbling through my nerves and my mind singing like a choir of angels on crack I know that without sugar existance is meaningless.

Praise the fruit pastels for they are the holyest of sweets, strong are they in the way of the sugar and unsurpassed is their sugar rush after eating two packets.

Hail the pixie sticks for their simple addictive qualities.

Forget not the chocolate for its warm happy buzz that tempers my spirit and keeps me grinning inanely.

Yea. Even now as I was a sinner I am now redemed and am once again one with the sugar.

Comments

If there is a god, thank you!

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

Phew, we have our old Robin back, waffling endless toss, yay.
Those posts over the last two weeks were really depressing... ;o)

Re: If there is a god, thank you!

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Well we'll see, I just needed a sugar kick this afternoon. If I go back to sugar again will all depend.

Re: If there is a god, thank you!

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

Oh dear, a relapse ;o)

[suave-steve.livejournal.com]

Robin just face it and give in - the sugar is your destiny!

[wyrdness.livejournal.com]

I'll just be worried when it starts to claim that it's your father... *chuckle* Maybe you're part of this whole sugar experiment, seeing if sugar can evolve to a higher plane of existence - Unfortunately it stopped around humanish level, better luck next time ;)

The sugar strikes back...

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

ROBIN: I'll never join you!

SUGAR: If you only knew the power of the dark sugar. Obi-Sug never told you what happened to your lucazade.

ROBIN: He told me enough! He told me you drank it!

SUGAR: No. I am your father.

Shocked, Robin looks at the sugar in utter disbelief.

ROBIN: No. No. That's not true! That's genetically impossible!

SUGAR: Search your veins. You know it to be true.

ROBIN: No! No! No!

SUGAR: Robin. You can destroy the Sweetners. They have foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and we can rule the carbohydrates as father and son. Come with me. It's the only way.

Re: The sugar strikes back...

[wyrdness.livejournal.com]

*ROFL* Damn, now I have to draw that in comic form.

Re: The sugar strikes back...

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Yay! :)