Film combos that should(?) be

[robinbloke]

Knight rider 2001: "I don't think you want to do that, Michael."
Crouching Tiger Sleeping Italian: "I only told you to steal the bloody sword!"
Batman and Zorro: Truth, Justice and tight black leather
Rocky VII Picture show: It's astounding, time is... *THUMP*
Full Metal Dangermouse: Ooo' 'eck DM, it's napalm!
Life of Leon: Just imagine it...

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Clockwork Oranges are not The Only Fruit.

Malcom McDowell attacks Charlotte Coleman with a plaster penis only to discover that she's into - alternative lifestyles.

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

My Fair Ladyhawke - Eliza doesn't only change her accent.
Enter Pete's Dragon - Elliot becomes a world-famous martial arts actor.

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Rosemary's Baby's Day Out.

Hilarious Hi-Jinks with the diminutive antichrist crawling around in the city, probably with something that criminals want like a jewel or a microchip or something

Remains of the Day of the Damned.

Anthony Hopkins realises that not only are his masters Nazis, but they're also Alien zombies. Still doesn't get to knock boots with Emma Thompson, though.

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Jumping Jack Flash Gordon - Ming the Merciless sends Whoopi Goldberg strange emails.

Bullitts over Broadway - Steve McQueen, fast cars, and whatever happened in the otehr one :p

Henry The Fifth Element - Kenneth Branagh wears Jean Paul Gaultier bandages & talks rubbish.

[jonnyargles.livejournal.com]

Demolition Man for all Seasons?

After Henry VIII is frozen in time, only Thomas More can prevent his divorce in the future, so the Catholic Monk is frozen with him. They both awake in 21st century Los Angeles, with hilarious and violent results.

The Lion King in Winter

Simba and his two brothers try to gain the crown of Mufasa at a Christmas Party, but Skar has other plans.

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Fiddle-de-dee on the Roof. Scarlett O'Hara moves to Russia & gets caught up in the start of the holocaust, while bemoaning the loss of her sweeping staircases.

Alternatively,
Gone With The Wind In The Willows. Civil war on the riverbank. Mole, Badger & Ratty get conscripted as sappers, while Mr Toad grows a moustache & deals in illicit liquor.

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Black Beauty and the Beast.
A horse enters, perhaps unwisely, a house full of singing china and falls in love with a man who looks like a rug.

Friday the Thirteenth Warrior.
Antonio Banderas joins a tribe of vikings to take on Jason Voorhees and his mother.

Apocalypse Now, Voyager.

Escaping from his dominating mother, Martin Sheen goes to a sanitarium and emerges as a marine ordered to assassinate Marlon Brando, but steals his daughter instead.