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robinbloke ([personal profile] robinbloke) wrote2002-01-09 09:31 am

CE

An exert from the Microsoft Web site about CE 4.0 - Our new buzz words are: -

"Mira" pushes the evolution of the PC monitor into the space of a smart, mobile device by being:
* Liberating: Seamless, cordless connectivity to the Windows-based PC from anywhere in the home.
* Empowering: Broad and personalized Windows experience and capabilities.
* Practical: Sleek and light form factors, instant-on, simple setup, and low maintenance.

What utter cr*p

[identity profile] karohemd.livejournal.com 2002-01-09 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
A bit like a sentence we had to translate yesterday:

"Infrastructure availability, scalability and manageability whilst maintaining stringent security of network access and data transmission still remain the key issues, and mobility places a considerably increased strain on core e-business infrastructures and business solutions."

Oh DEAR

[identity profile] zenmeisterin.livejournal.com 2002-01-09 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
Someone's been reading Dilbert and taking it seriously...

Re: Oh DEAR

[identity profile] karohemd.livejournal.com 2002-01-09 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
*nod*
The rest of the text was similar.

The worst thing is, I know a marketing guy (works on commission for our company) who talks like that...