robinbloke | Order now for Christmas!!!

The long awaited gift that everyones asking for this Christmas - Acme wibbles ®!
Now available to buy before the yuletide rush!
Be the envy of your friends and give your enemies even more reason to want to kill you!
Acme wibbles ® have previously only been available for purchase in Kuala Lumpur on every fifteenth blue moon of the mango season, but with the breakthrough of the latest international monetary currencies you can now own your very own crate of Acme Wibbles®!
Acme wibbles® come in spotted, lesser spotted, flanged and fluted varietys, are non-toxic, float in alcohol and are accepted as world currency in over 27 fast food restaraunts worldwide!
So order now! Stocks are limited!

Yes! Please rush me crate(s) of Acme wibbles® as soon as possible!

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My preferred selection of wibbles will be

Standard
Spotted
Lesser Spotted
Flanged
Fluted
Any, just send me them now now now!

I will be paying by

Current value is 2 marmosets per crate

Payment details

I agree to all the terms and conditions of the Acme Wibbles® corp.

Acme Wibbles® may not be available, crates may not be available. In the event of non availability I understand I will be billed anyway to cover our costs and I will receive no refund. No refunds, no guarantees, no phone calls, no marketing call backs, no cashback, no more years, no deposit, no pay rise, no lawyers, no resposibility, no responsibility acknowledged, no products available, no main feature, may contain nuts, may drive you nuts, may cause drowsyness, contains vitamins B12 and E².

I understand in sending this form off I waive all my rights whatsoever as regards to the Acme Wibble® corporation and fully empower them to come and take me, my family, my house, car, dog, cat and other pets away to be used as free labour in the Acme Wibbles® production line, which may or may not exist. Acme Wibbles® is not a registered charity or company that actually exists, and as such all references hereto that corporation apply exclusively to whomever and whatever we desire.

In sending off this form you agree that we may sell your soul for firewood and candy in order to stave off those long winter months.

This disclaimer does not acknowledge anything we do not wish to.