My point exactly! It's too easy to just put a line of gibberish together; "badger dance universal", as it's very unlikely it would ever be used anyway.
And even plausible, but daft ones: "scrotum tickler convention", aren't really as satisfying to me as again they're not realistic.
But real meaningful ones: "dismounting drive frenzy" make me smile that luckily no-one has yet had to use them in context :-D