Listen very carefully...

[robinbloke]

Or choose your own penguin adventure!

Comments

But...

[borusa.livejournal.com]

The adventure is hardly Warlock of Firetop Mountain.

It's educationally questionable too, being just a touch over-anthropomorphic. I really think that Penguins do not leave fish in their burrows for later.

Bears don't eat porridge, either.

Or sleep in beds.

Or live in houses, come to think of it.

Robert

Re: But...

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

You're no fun anymore.

Maybe I should write a 'waddle your own adventure' game...

Re: But...

[borusa.livejournal.com]

1) You are on the ice, surrounded by other penguins. To go forward, go to 2. To go left, go to 3, to go right, go to 4, to waddle backwards, go to 5.

2) You are on the ice, surrounded by other penguins. Go to 1.

3) You are on the ice, surrounded by other penguins. Go to 1.

4) You are attacked by a Kobold and killed. Start all over again at 1.

5) Penguins cannot waddle backwards, go back to 1 and choose again.

Re: But...

[robinbloke.livejournal.com]

Boooo! I got eaten by a kobold! Waaaa!