Following on...

[robinbloke]

...what are the full 'laws of hollywood'.

By this I mean in the cheesiest, most predictable hollywood flick what do you *know* will happen?

So far I have...

The Laws of Hollywood aka the 'Laws of Spielberg'

There will be a heroic rescue.
The bad guys will die.
The lead character survives, always.
The good guy gets the girl.
There will be a fight scene, the hero will win.

Comments

[ex-lark-asc.livejournal.com]

Anyone independent-minded or in the least bit bad-tempered just wants to be loved, and they will have a Growth Experience and become a good little doormatcitizen who lets the other characters take the piss out of them by the end of the film.