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robinbloke) wrote2003-08-04 01:41 pm
robinbloke) wrote2003-08-04 01:41 pm
Soundbytes
In Camden market
Stall Owner: Whats your size?
Me: 32" waist
Stall Owner: You looking for trousers? We have some good ones here.
Me: Nah, I want a skirt.
Stall owner gives me a blank look
At the beach party
Rhona: It's all Robin's fault!
Me: Wooohooo!
At a meeting today
Me: The customer's testing it for us, they just don't know that.
Stall Owner: Whats your size?
Me: 32" waist
Stall Owner: You looking for trousers? We have some good ones here.
Me: Nah, I want a skirt.
Stall owner gives me a blank look
At the beach party
Rhona: It's all Robin's fault!
Me: Wooohooo!
At a meeting today
Me: The customer's testing it for us, they just don't know that.
no subject
"Heres this modification you wanted mr. customer, it's not been fully tested and we won't support it."
Develop it as fast as you can, barely test it, throw it at the customer - and they're not allowed to complain, only say thanks :)