Work snippets

Colleague: We had a saying at our old company: If we made a duck it would sink and bark.

Colleague: The printer needs phasing and configuration and testing.
Me: And line dancing.
Colleague 2: Lion dancing?
Colleague: And an inbuilt DVD to watch while it prints.
Me: Prints? Whoa, steady on.

Colleague: I'm getting one answer for one thing and another for somewhere else - I want consistency.
Me: Then bake a cake.

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yay! All my books arrived for my Italy trip... boo I forgot to get the next one I actually needed, foundation and empire. Shopping trip tomorrow...