Get it while it's red hot

One ticket to see The Red Hot Chili Peppers in Hyde park on Saturday, with support from James Brown.
£35, first come first served. Will post it first class or deliver if you're close enough.

Why I like being a programmer...

Compile program...
"2879 errors, 189 warnings."
Change three characters
"1 error, 2 warnings."

Now thats efficiency!

Work snippet

Many many today... only this one is broadcastable (the others are too referential to our products, etc)

Colleague: It's regarding a potential <competitor> beating order.
Me: Shouldn't you play a sinister chord whenever you say that name?
Colleague: Only quietly, so it doesn't drown out my own one.